Squirtmachine
Original Edition
- Beige realistic dildo — 20cm × 4.5cm
- Beige anal beads — 17cm × 6cm
- Soft PVC
- Self-locking connector
THE ULTIMATE PLEASURE EXPERIENCE
Not just a toy. An experience.
The world's first complete squirting system — waterproof positional pillow, vibration pad & thrusting machine. All engineered for one unforgettable result.
€799€649
SAVE €150 — LIMITED LAUNCH OFFER- 🔒 Discreet shipping
- 💦 100% waterproof
- 📡 Remote + smartphone app
- ↩️ Easy returns
TWO EDITIONS
Two editions. One obsession.
Squirtmachine BLAKED
Exclusive Edition
- Black XXL dildo — 25.5cm × 6cm (730g)
- Black anal beads — 17cm × 6cm
- Firm solid PVC
- Self-locking connector
Product visual
THE POSITION
Designed for total surrender.
She lies face down on the waterproof positional pillow — hips elevated, perfectly angled. The machine is positioned behind her. Two attachments simultaneously penetrate vaginally and anally. The vibration pad stimulates the clitoris from below.
- Angled position targets G-spot directly every stroke
- Simultaneous dual penetration — vaginal + anal at once
- Vibration pad stimulates clitoris from below simultaneously
- 100% waterproof pillow — fully let go without hesitation
- 360° rotating head reaches every angle deep inside
HOW IT WORKS
Engineered to never slip — except into you.
Place the pillow
Waterproof positional pillow elevates hips to the perfect angle.
Slide onto the rails
Pillow slots onto the machine's steel rails; body weight locks it in place — zero movement.
Attach & lock
Click your chosen dildo into the self-locking connector in seconds. Swap effortlessly.
Remote or app — surrender
Wireless remote or smartphone app — dial speed, rotation, vibration. Then put it down and let the machine take over.
FULL SPECS
Built like a machine.
Sexmachine
- Material
- ABS + TPE
- Dimensions
- 41.5 × 19.5 × 31 cm
- Weight
- 5.6 kg
- Waterproof
- 100%
- Control
- Wireless remote + smartphone app
- Rotation
- 360° adjustable
- Connector
- Self-locking, tool-free
At 5.6 kg with steel rail feet, the machine cannot move once you're on it.
Vibration Pad
- Waterproof
- IPX7
- Material
- Medical-grade silicone
- Charging
- Magnetic USB
- Frequencies
- 9 modes
- Vibration patterns
- 9 patterns
- Noise
- < 40 dB
- Weight
- 210 g
Under 40 dB — quieter than a library. Your secret stays yours.
INCLUDED ATTACHMENTS
Four ways to finish.
SQUIRTMACHINE — VAGINAL
Beige Realistic Dildo
200mm × 45mm · 390g · Soft PVC
SQUIRTMACHINE — ANAL
Beige Anal Beads
170mm × 45–53mm · 425g · Soft PVC
BLAKED — VAGINAL
Black XXL Dildo
255mm × 60mm · 730g · Firm PVC
BLAKED — ANAL
Black Anal Beads
170mm × 63mm · 425g · Firm PVC
Ready to squirt?
€799€649
SAVE €150 — LIMITED LAUNCH OFFER- 🔒 Discreet packaging
- 🚚 Fast EU shipping
- 💦 100% waterproof
- 📡 Remote + app control
- ✅ Full warranty